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Uneori, in cautarea metaforei perfecte, chiar si cele mai "inteligente" celebritati spun niste tampenii ce te lasa cu gura cascata... de ras. Hai sa ne distram pe seama celor mai hilare afirmatii ale celebritatilor de peste hotare.

"Blonde"

Britney Spears
- I get to go overseas places, like Canada.

Christina Aguilera
- So, where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Celine Dion
- To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.

Mariah Carey
- Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cannot help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Paris Hilton
- What is Walmart? Do like they sell wall stuff?

Tara Reid
- I am sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She is looking like a rock scientist.

Brooke Shields
- Smoking kills, and if you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life.

Alicia Silverstone
- I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness.

Miss Alabama 1994
- I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Miss Teen West Virginia
- I am a very spontaneous person, so I am always thinking about what I am going to do next.

Oameni politici

George Bush
- More and more our imports are coming from overseas.
- I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I do not always agree with them.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
- I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Ronald Reagan
- Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
- I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I am in a cabinet meeting.
- I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

Gerald Ford
- If Lincoln were alive today, he would roll over in his grave.

Dan Quayle
- For NASA, space is still a high priority.
- It is not pollution that is hurting the environment, it is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Jerry Brown, guvernator al Californiei
- We are going to move left and right at the same time.

Charles De Gaulle
- China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

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